🟢2021 Vintage Armani Code Absolu Parfum #22U70DR 200ml/6.7oz Discontinued

🟢2021 Vintage Armani Code Absolu Parfum #22U70DR 200ml/6.7oz Discontinued

$399.99
Sale price  $399.99 Regular price 
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🟢2021 Vintage Armani Code Absolu Parfum #22U70DR 200ml/6.7oz Discontinued

🟢2021 Vintage Armani Code Absolu Parfum #22U70DR 200ml/6.7oz Discontinued

$399.99
Sale price  $399.99 Regular price 
Welcome to the fragrance safehouse,
Where vintage memories are preserved under my guardianship.
Follow the scent trail, visit my eBay shop, & step into the full collection.
Setting the standard for service excellence since ©2004

At Guardian of the Fragrances...

 I do one role better than anywhere else in the world;
 Supply a specialized selection of trusted, authentic, properly stored, & well preserved vintage fragrance formulas to add to your personal grooming arsenal & upgrade your quality of life. 
Superior formulas prior to European / IFRA regulation bans on perfumery ingredients resulting in higher quality, richer, longer lasting, & more natural smelling compositions.

My passionately ran one-person owned & operated business was founded by a fellow fragrance collector that has grown tired of modern classic fragrance formulas that have become overly regulated, reformulated, thinned, watered down, & synthetic - resulting in modern designer houses saturating the industry with the only 'DNA' left & not banned by Europe - the smell of a vanilla cupcake ambroxan candle (lol) - annihilating diversity & options in the industry *unless* you want a classic gutted formula. 
Once I realized the best way to 'go forwards' in perfumery is to 'go backwards'  - one notable frustration I had was there was not one reliable source to purchase them all.
So I became one!

Nothing ignites my passion & combines my diverse set of skills as much as selling vintage fragrances to our community.
My diverse set of skilled interests in cosmetic chemistry, aromatherapy, olfactory memory / brain science, history, sociology (mass pleasing trends), art, beauty, grooming, & fashion - along with my 10-year+ background in revenue protection investigations / fraud protection - & a college degree in merchandising sales & design; results in a specialized expertise & niche experience. It is because of the complicated set of skills it takes to do what I do that I also daringly proclaim 'Vintage designer is the new niche." It is my mission & given talent to research, locate, inspect, quality control, & supply vintage fragrance formulas with enthusiasm & precision to bring you something the industry is telling you its now impossible to have. 

My ending goal is to reintroduce vintage fragrances to a wider audience & restore a higher quality of life to as many as I can when perfumes were only held at the highest standards in decades past. The giants can take away almost everything from you - BUT as long as I am around - they can not take away your right to own & smell superior vintage perfumes. This is why I sell *myself* in my business name before my products - I am fighting for you & guarding these formulas for as long as I can stand. I am YOUR fragrance guardian that is the guardian of THEE fragrances! I am doing what I love to do - my business & my inventory is here to stay. 

By continuing to listen to my glowing customer reviews left after receiving their specialized curated orders, I stay assured this is where I am meant to be. I am proud to deliver a service & inventory that is unmatched across the vintage fragrance resale industry.

Selling you a passion first...

Tested & confirmed.

100% Authentic! 
100% Properly stored.
100% Well preserved.
See images of weigh-in photo's to validate authenticity.
Fraudsters do not weight match their counterfeits - The scale never lies!

High-confidence worry-free shopping & Hassle-free refunds.
I stand behind all of my fragrances & guarantee 100% authenticity.
Because of the personal nature of my products & counterfeit concerns; 
I offer a 30-day money back guarantee for USA shoppers! 
Absolutely NO re-stocking fee - I'll even pay for return shipping!   

To prevent abuse of this return convenience:
You may not get a full refund depending on how it comes back to me within that 30 days. 
Please email me with any further questions regarding refunds.
All refund disclaimers ONLY pertain to my USA customers as international sales are final.
Please contact eBay directly with any international refund inquiries.

Guardian of the Fragrances proudly presents...

**2021 Batch
House of GIORGIO ARMANI
code ABSOLU for men PARFUM/ Extrait | Spray 
GIANT 200 ml. / 6.7 fl. oz. bottle | FULL | NO original packaging
Discontinued Retro / Vintage / Classic formula!
Parfum strength + giant bottle = Everlasting stock of this discontinued formula
Stronger, richer, & scientifically blended to perfection by time.

**2021 Batch # 22U70DR

**Please note:
This is a brief disclaimer regarding the nuances of this particular fragrance;
Armani Code Absolu has never undergone a hard 'reformulation' per its short run but instead is known in the community via basenotes research to contain 'batch variances' similar to Creed Aventus. With some batches said to contain slight variances in how the notes are utilized; Some more sparkly citric & nutmeg heavy, some more with ashy sharper woods, some dulling the top notes & of course dialing up the cloying syrupy vanilla. Please note these variances don't interfere with the PARFUM performance but instead give character to different batches. Please be aware of these slight differences when purchasing this listing. Since my expertise is vintage era perfumery and IFRA hard reformulations - I can't say exactly what 'nuances' this batch has compared to others out there (as I haven't tried them all to compare) but to my nose this formula is a zesty, sparkly & well rounded wearable smooth suede vanilla. Exactly my common experience with this scent. It checks all the boxes and is perfect - but due to you being accustomed to possibly a different batch - you're memory may vary with this one.
Please be aware of these vintage quirks prior to purchasing.


I'm proud to present back to my shop,

The OG seductive code flanker date night KING!
Grail discontinued vintage formula - only getting more rare with time.

An undeniable everlasting Parfum strength juggernaut!
Rich, saturated, & niche in Giorgio Armani quality.

A Green mandarin, suede, vanilla BEAST.
10-12-24 hour + silage & strength!

(Fair pricing disclaimer)

As of the first quarter of 2026;
200 ml. / 6.7 fl. oz. discontinued GIORGIO ARMANI CODE ABSOLU PARFUM bottles are currently selling steady on eBay for $449.99!
Selling the same size & discontinued formula for $399.99 with FREE shipping within the USA & a goodie bag of extras! (See pink note).
100 ml. / 3.7 fl. oz. bottles are selling steady on eBay for $230-250. This listing saves you over $60-100 in cost per ml. buying the giant bottle from the guardian shop!

+ FREE complimentary gift of your choice!
After your purchase; I will email you directly with list of available choices & you choose your gift :).
Due to buzz words that automatically flag my listings - I will confirm your gift option via email so be on the lookout for it. The gift of your choice directly relates to the category of your order. After you chose your gift, it will be placed in a 'goodie bag' with some additional surprises. 
Knock out a vintage purchase & free gift that's been on your bucket list to try out in one order!
WOW!

(ALL ABOUT GIORGIO ARMANI CODE ABSOLU PARFUM)


Wardrobe category is!;
Date night attire at the ice skating ring.
Go alone or bring someone to seduce.

Up for buy it now is the nostalgic discontinued code ABSOLU cologne.

The mystique of this fragrance still mystifies the fragrance community.
ABSOLU is well known to be the king of the code line for its modern facets and it's unique spin on a vanilla cologne.

Unlike many in your face loud flat bakery type vanilla colognes,
Armani took a bright fresher yet dense take on vanilla in a parfum concentration.
 Mingling the code DNA with smooth suede and spices.
 It's sensational. 
 
The nostalgia it brings to many is endless.
It's just one of those masterful modern fragrances that will never be forgotten.

Nothing on the shelves today compares to the code ABSOLU release; no flankers, inspired scents, or even the modern day version compares.

It is now its own unique slot in the discontinued treasure chest.

Flanker to: 
2004 Armani Code Eau de toilette

Launch year: 
2019

Production status:
Fully discontinued

Perfumer:
Antoine Maisondieu

Face of the Campaign: 
Ryan Reynolds

Scent style: 
Smooth animalic gourmand

Scent color:
Golden yellow scent

Mood/Season/Time/Occasion: 
Seductive, polarizing, romantic, playful /cold weather/ all day, night-time/ signature going out/ date scent

Note breakdown:
Top: Green mandarin, apple
Mid: Nutmeg, orange blossom, carrot seeds
Base: vanilla, tonka bean, suede, woody notes

*Guardian nose critique:

Hands down the best vanilla fragrance I've ever smelled. 
Smoky mandarin vanilla. 
It reminds me of New York vanilla ice cream simmering in smoky buttery brown sugar. Absolutely divine! 
I respect this gourmand as its still sexy and smells like a cologne and isn't just a simple edible modern gourmand.
A fragrance that lets me appreciate the art of sugary notes in men's perfumery. 
Beautifully spooky, sweet, emotional, and elegant.
Bravo Armani!

*(I've been told I have a talented nose, artistic vision, critical mind, & articulate verbal delivery. 
I have included this personal critique in the factual section due to the confidence in my skills to verbalize the olfactory world.
Before I present an argument - I value structure & evidence - resulting in a gold standard of perfumery journalism.
Please note: the formula, your personal experiences, memory, and taste may contradict my critique).

(SPECIFIC LISTING DETAILS - WHAT YOU ARE BUYING)

Batch year: 2021
Confirmed by: Cosmetic Calculator
Formula: First & only formula / now discontinued
I research extensively spending days-months-years of personal research as a vintage perfume hobbyist & passionate fragrance seller only to bring you nothing but accurate details & the most helpful information to make your final purchase. 
Send me an email if you have additional questions about my dating process.

Vintage juice condition grade: 
A++
Authenticity?: 100% authentic.
Properly stored?: Yes
Well preserved?: Yes
Life of the fragrance?: 10-12-24 hour + strength/ silage.

Why this formula?: 
-Now discontinued and no longer available.
-Giant 200 ml. with a parfum concentration - outstanding price per concentrated ml.
-Highly saught after and coined the best flanker in the code line.

Vintage bottle condition grade: 
A++
Bottle age: 4 years
Full bottle: Yes - had to tilt bottle to photograph fill line
Only cosmetic flaw: None - even the plastic is scratch-less
Atomizer & Cap condition: Mint
Bottom bottle sticker & batch code: Mint
Signs of atomizer leaking: None
Glass chips: None
Scuffs: None
Cracks: None

Missing: Original box/ packaging & a few sprays to test.

PLEASE NOTE:
-Giant 200 ml. bottle is full and missing just a few sprays (Had to tilt bottle to photograph fill line).
-Juice properly tested for well preservation & authenticity.
-NO original packaging included in this listing. Will ship bottle like a professional mover with gold star packing materials to prevent damage to the fragile item.
-Listing is tested, 100% authentic, properly stored, well preserved, & suited to personal taste and memory.
-Satisfaction guaranteed of your money back within 30 days purchased within the USA.
-With a 1-3-day handling time to curate your order & using USPS Ground Advantage shipping as a standard shipping option (estimated by USPS within 2-5 business days); all US customers should anticipate a maximum of *10 days* to receive your order. Please contact me if you are in a 'must have by this day' situation and I'd be happy to discuss your options!
Please be aware of these vintage quirks prior to purchasing.

(COLLECTOR 1 ON 1 - FINAL THOUGHTS)

This discontinued & now exclusive formula just keeps getting more rare as we move farther into the 2020's and into a generation of more severe IFRA regulations making it incredibly unlikely the Armani house can ever replicate this again to the same standards. 

Not to mention; 
This wasn't on the shelves for very long (only 4-5 years at most) meaning stock will dwindle quicker than your average vintage / discontinued fragrance. crazy to think there's only 4 years of stock of this out there and that's it.  
I cannot emphasize how rare this juice is now and will be in the future and worth picking up while prices are still rather low as many have not yet caught on to its high collectability quite yet.

These just keep getting more rare - especially the giant 200 ml. bought less frequently than your regular sizes.


Bottle looks as if they just left the factory in 2021 so it is a time capsule from 4 years ago.
Great collector's piece!


Concentrated Parfum juice means less sprays - Literally 2-3 sprays and you're good.

Combine that with the fact this is a GIANT 200 ml. & it will last you possibly forever!


Decent price for a collector to try this iconic original well preserved formulation!
You benefit by paying a vintage price most pay for half the size - especially from the Armani house. 
These haven't inflated in price per ml. like many other vintage colognes... yet

Iconic grail 2021 juice in GIANT bottle - check.
Free shipping within the USA - check.
Bonus gift on top of it - check.
Can't go wrong with this one!

Buy this ultra rare collectible & piece of history for your collection!
Experience the original vintage formulation of Armani Code Absolu Parfum - it's well worth it.

Item comes from my own private collection.
This is a hard sell - if you are a fragrance collector like me - you know the inner battle.
Grab it before I change my mind.


This historic vintage formula is a long-lasting investment in your personal grooming arsenal, ensuring that you'll always be prepared to make a lasting impression. 

Mailing details:
Packages purchased within the USA will be shipped FREE USPS MAIL.
Tracking & 'Signature required' deliveries included in US orders at no extra cost.
(International packages are offered an auto-calculated shipping cost at checkout & will be shipped 
USPS Priority mail international).

Best prices offered year round!:

Frequent pricing audits done by me to make sure listings reflect actual value.

Honest pricing - No 'on sale' tactics, discount tricks, nor promo codes.

Listings never inflated to negotiate nor to trick you into paying over value.

Pricing fluid & subject to change based on eBay selling value within last 90 days in archived sold listings.
International pricing disclaimer;

Unfortunately, I WILL NOT 'lower the cost' of the order to accommodate the extra expenses that come with the luxury of international shopping outside the USA.

Due to the luxury tier consensual nature of my inventory;

International shipping, import duties, taxes, & other misc. international charges are the international buyer’s responsibility. These are all additional charges that come with all international sales that I do not personally collect on.

Priority Mail International is the GOLD STANDARD for international shipments & will be the only shipping utilized at my shop due speedy travel, frequent tracking scans, & its reliable delivery. Zero lost international packages to date. This service is the fastest, & the most reliable global shipping service from my postal carrier including constant tracking scans & delivery in as little as 3 weeks. There is a drastic difference & you are getting what you pay for with this pricier international shipping. If international shipping is not pricier in nature on high ticket items - then that's when you should be concerned.

By purchasing with me internationally you also acknowledge that me offering international shipment on expensive, fragile, irreplaceable, & hazardous alcohol based perfumery items is a risk & challenge I happily chose to take on to reach a global audience. This decision alone on my part is already quite generous - The vast majority of perfumery shops decline to invest into that extra difficulty.

Despite how expensive my listings may seem on top of international charges; my listings prices are studied & fairly priced for their exact selling value prior to listing. I sell for that exact sell value & don’t inflate it for room to negotiate.

Please read this disclaimer, & personally weigh out the pro’s & con’s of an international shipment with me instead of expecting me to lower the fee’s for you.


WHY PURCHASE THROUGH GUARDIAN OF THE FRAGRANCES & NOT OTHER VINTAGE VENDORS

 Gold standard service

Highly praised vintage fragrance vendor & longtime eBay member since 2004! Over 20 years of reliable gold standard service with satisfied customers leaving literal paragraphs on their positive feedback ratings. Your positive experience with me comes before the profit I make in my shop - & my enthusiastic service & money back guarantee surely reflects that. There's a deep sense of accomplishment that comes with being of purpose for your community. Allow me the opportunity to provide this to you & be your lifelong fragrance vendor.

 FREE extra goodies with purchase

 

Other sellers send you the item you paid for with a sad invoice slip - feels so cold & impersonal. I go beyond that with sending you a goodie bag with purchase to make your fragrance investment more worthwhile. YOU even chose the free gift! A hand written thank you note for supporting my shop included. All items in my shop are accurately & fairly priced to reflect the value of the vintage fragrance. Special goodie bag/bonus gift are never factored into the pricing. It's truly a thank you gift.

 One-category shop

I’m not selling a mess of random various thrift items that I know nothing about. At Guardianofthefragrances; you are shopping at a niche market that specializes solely on discontinued perfumery formulations. ‘One category shops’ like mine provide customers with a unique shopping experience that is backed with knowledge & experience within that category as well as shows I have a deep passion in what I am selling. Buying from fine-tuned one category shops like mine makes all the difference in a rewarding shopping experience. That seller who has listed some sneakers, baseball cards, hoodies, & that cologne you want - he may know its authentic & well preserved, OR he may not. 

 Counterfeit Investigation process

With over a decade of professional Revenue Protection expertise investigating fraud & theft for my state of WI utility provider; all vintage fragrances in my shop are expertly ran through a process of deep research which involves but is not limited to; batch runs, bottle dating, differentiating formula differences, production quirk studies, bottle & cap weighing, taking atomizer off to investigate inner hardware, fragrance strength & quality testing - how long it lasts on skin and the quality of that experience, ect. Anything that falls into my hands that doesn't pass this process never reaches my shop.

 Quality appraisal process

I am college board certified in the state of WI in Sales & Design with over 20+ years of professional practice in appraising personal property & merchandise. At guardianofthefragrances; rest assured I am expertly skilled in determining whether your vintage formula has been well preserved by previous handlers. I find the counterfeit investigation process & quality appraisal the most 2 important things in my shop to gain customer trust & I am on a mission to not let you down.

 Mutual perfumery hobbyist & collector

 

Most importantly, I myself am a vintage fragrance hobbyist & collector. In fact, many listings come from my own personal collection after years of collecting back-up bottles as a hobby. As a hobbyist myself, I know exactly what my shoppers are looking for & what is sorely lacking in this sector. Studying & shopping for rare fragrances for my own collection has taught me the majority of the population are NOT experts in fragrances. Its a language many don't speak like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. In fact; the fragrance industry is the only billion dollar industry where the customer knows the least about what they are buying. Just that it 'smells good'. You even go on a forum discussion with hobbyist's & there's more questions than answers. This phenomenon is truly astonishing to me - as I am a personality type that demands answers. At guardianofthefragrances - I have those answers for you. It’s a passion of mine to go above and beyond the ‘indifferent’ lazy fragrance knowledge on vlogger videos & forums to give you real common-sense truths that Designer houses & retails hold back from us. In fact it was poor aloof information provided to the public about fragrances that gave me the drive to launch my business in the first place.

Why should you spend SO much on a fragrance?
(I know you are asking yourself this if you are new to all this).

 ✅UNLOCKS STORED MEMORIES IN THE BRAINS HIPPOCAMPUS
Fragrances have an olfactory fingerprint. The brain is so intelligently designed - that it stores a fragrance DNA's composition precisely to the very last ingredient. Try to smell a modern formula & see what happens - it's almost as if your brain gets lost, offended, & low key upset. Only that special formula composed 10-20-30-40 years ago is the key to unlock vivid feelings of nostalgia. 
BETTER QUALITY, INGREDIENTS, PERFORMANCE, & ARTISTRY
Made in times prior to cancel culture regulations, production politics, corporate greed, & making man made chemicals for profit; you get the authentic formula(s) the perfumery artist(s) intended from that time resulting in more naturals, less synthetic/cheap aroma chemical alternatives, richer compositions, bolder presence, more layers/less linear, and made in times where smoking was indoors- you get NUCLEAR performance.
SMELL BETTER AND OR HIGHER QUALITY THEN OTHER MEN AROUND YOU.
In a mass society unaware of vintage fragrances - you will absolutely without a doubt outshine whatever they are wearing. Gain respect, stand out, be the most attractive smelling in the room. In general this is what makes the male gender so enthralled with colognes but vintage amplifies this to the next level. Stop endless YouTube searches seeing if something modern performs - just buy vintage.
INVEST MORE IN VINTAGE TO SPEND LESS OVER TIME ON MODERN
Vintage fragrances are stronger and need less sprays due to concentration; 72% vol of alcohol (28% oils) in 1995 vs. 88% vol of alcohol (12% oils) in 2023. It's not a coincidence they are removing vol %'s on colognes nowadays - they don't want us to know how weakened they are. Many collectors go niche and get into strange off-putting DNAs not realizing they can simply go designer vintage.  Beautiful mass pleasing DNA's in the best quality and strength possible. The best way to go forward in perfumery is to go backwards.
If you buy a vintage- You will realize a bottle that would have lasted you a year is now lasting you over 2+ years. Think about it- you are going from essentially a modern day 'body spray' (Modern edt) to a powerful parfum strength niche like juice. Once you go vintage it's illogical to go back.
VINTAGE FRAGRANCES NEVER LOSE THEIR VALUE & *INCREASE* OVER TIME.
Because of the mass, devoted, & awakening population of the vintage fragrance community; vintage fragrances are a collectible commodity matching similar value in precious paintings, antiques, jewelry, gemstones, diamonds, and gold! Unlike most things you 'drive' off the lot; this fragrance will likely be MORE in 2-5-10-15 years. This is my favorite part about being a collector; my purchase investments lack buyers remorse on as I am buying an investment for the future/ and or discreet savings to liquidate as needed. It's as easy to trade fragrances for cash as it is to liquidate your cash for gold.

OVERALL BENEFITS OF INVESTING IN VINTAGE PERFUMERY AND AVOIDING MODERN FORMULAS

✓ Confidence booster

✓ Smell unlike anyone else & one of a kind

✓ Vividly triggers locked memories

✓ Spiritual enhancements

✓ Concentrated Aromatherapy

✓ Makes you more attractive

✓ Greater impressions

✓ Hidden equity – the modern ‘bars of gold’

✓ Describe your personality better

✓ Impress other people more

✓ Positive moods further enhanced

✓ Supporting the artistry and original vision of the DNA

✓ Better connection to nature experiencing naturals


(Reformulation talk...)



Unfortunately,

 In a modern era's effort to make the small allergen pool of the population safe for the bigger masses 
(essentially a 'Safe than sorry' approach for everyone);
Harsh fragrance regulations came into effect within the last 20 years in the EU (United Nations) where nearly all fragrances are still composed.

The SCCS (Scientific Committee on Consumer Safety), IFRA (International Fragrance Association) & the ECHA (European Chemicals Agency) banded together to axe many precious naturals, & unique aroma chemicals in perfumery that have irritants to a small pool of the population.

To this day every year it seems another ingredient is banned as these chemical giants are auditing Chemistry materials on what seems like an unnecessary 'Woke movement' cancel parade. To play nice & to still get credibility for selling 'Safe' fragrances; all Designer perfumery houses have played with these giants to get full EU support of their product(s).

Between 2010-2022;
The EU has now banned over 2,000 chemicals in the body, skin, hair, & fragrance industry.
This massive chemical ban in body products is more than any other world region in history!
In comparison, the United States has banned only 17 ingredients from body products made in the USA.
Unfortunately for fragrance enthusiasts, a VERY small percentage of designers make their fragrances in America.
By 2030; the EEB (European Environmental Bureau) anticipates over 5,000-7,000 ingredients to be banned in total.

Rules, reformulations, synthetic ingredients, cost-cutting, & keeping up with modern scent trends have altered, & reduced the performance of many popular favorites from the past. 
This is not a theory or paranoia, this is becoming more evident & informative in the fragrance community since the rise of fragrance communities & fragrance Vloggers.
 Since this rise; vintage formulas are hunted & highly sought after by hobby-ists.

Many are so accustomed to newer compositions they have no idea what they are missing.
vintage EDT formulas are well known to perform more like intense concentrated essential oil strength NICHE EDP's.
Newer formulations of the modern age are said to perform like a end body spray with average performance but no character development.

DET Vs. DPG:
A chemist in Germany did a gas chromatogram composition breakdown on a vintage & modern day version.
 It was found that companies utilized a solvent Diethyl Phthalate (DET) on vintage versions which was known to have a stronger bonding fixative effect on the skin. Modern day fragrances are replaced with Dipropylene Glycol (DPG).
DPG is commonly utilized in lightly fragranced shampoos & DET is in home candles. Candle companies don't use DPG as the fragrance would immediately leave the base. 
Makes you think.

The death of Oakmoss:

By far one of the most controversial & damaging IFRA regulations was the ban/limitations in natural Oakmoss. This popular ingredient is in near every legendary cologne; Davidoff Cool Water (Also reformulated), Aqua Di Gio (Also reformulated) Versace Eros (Also reformulated). Many include weaker synthetics. Since Oakmoss rests in the base & has fixative effects fragrances also don't perform as well without it.


2022 Lilial ban:

& if you thought your top / mid notes were safe. You're wrong. In 2021 The Scientific committee on consumer safety (SCCS) & the European Chemicals Agency (ECHA) banned the note of lilial due to its reaction to sensitive skin (That's it?). 

They simply stated "It can sometimes act as an allergen." SOMETIMES? 

Lilial was a common note in modern perfumery. Lilial being a synthetic aromatic soapy aldehyde;  it gave the self titled signature Versace Pour Homme it's sweet yet refreshing intense floral green odor.

I don't understand this obsession with making sure the skin doesn't react to materials. Practically every face mask on the market 'Reacts' to your skin & in the long run - improves it's appearance. 

Doesn't skin strength train like muscles do?


Fragrance shelf life scam:

Reformulations are one thing, it's something that just can't be avoided.

 One of the biggest gaslighting scams on the otherhand that can easily be avoided is the myth fragrances naturally 'Expire/go bad' due to time alone.

Fragrances are not your local produce guys, they are a balanced chemist composition of naturals & fragrant chemical aromas full of preservatives. 

If that alone wasn't enough; that recipe is then preserved in a percentage average of 80% ALCOHOL. resulting in 'maybe' 10% natural ingredients to think 10% natural ingredients are up against & a threat against 90% chemical aromas, preservatives, & alcohol is a HUGE stretch.


Alcohol based fragrances should be compared to 50-100 year old bottles of preserved & cherished wine. Like wine, fragrances in fact get better with age from the process of maceration; when naturals soak in chemicals for extended periods of time making the juice richer & full of character. Fragrances are not fresh hand made cosmetics with no preservatives - quite the opposite. 


Fragrances were even recovered from the 1912 Titanic wreck with no sign of expiring.

A perfumer perished in the wreck resulting in a sachet left behind on the BOTTOM of the ocean for over 100 years. 

This sachet contained mini corked bottles of fragrant oils & perfumery. In an artifact examination room upon recovery, amongst the death, muck, tragedy, & solemn sorrow of decomposing materials the perfumery was opened up & by surprise brought the room to LIFE again, aromas of beautiful fruits, florals, resins, & woods sourced from so long ago. 

The experience was so powerful to the scientist- it made a grown man cry.


Fragrances can be mishandled, left in sunlight, heat, & other neglectful extremes...but most certainly don't go bad from just the passing of time.

I guess any myth works for these fragrance industries that want you coming in to buy their 'fresh' bottles.


The modern day scent:

I say all that to say; modern day fragrances as a whole - are complete & utter trash...

whether that be a brand new composed scent or a reformulation of a classic.


The modern recipe:

Fake citrusy candy-like tops to lock you in, aromatic-mids to give you masculinity & bare minimal classic nostalgia, then a base gob-smacked with scratchy ambroxan / synthetic molecules completed with nauseating sweetness to ultimately gaslight you so don't notice how 'fake' the entire composition smells.


It's truly depressing what they release nowadays.

You might as well wear your household cleaner.


fortunately,

In every generation...
...A guardian is born.
A guardian to make the world a better place.
Now, our memories are under siege.
You may wonder..."What is happening to my cologne, & why?"
"Is it all in my head?"...It's not. 
Designer brands are gaslighting you.
Retail associates are lying to you.
They don't want you to know about me...
the Guardian of the Fragrances.
Vintage formulas taking asylum & preserved under my guardianship.
The awakening is growing, don't be left out.
Be a part of the fragrance safehouse & house a bottled refugee today.

About me:

 

My name is Nathan,

I'm a mid-western Wisconsinite living in downtown Milwaukee. In the Midwest comes all four seasons in their highest concentrations; from Arctic temps in to heat-waves. These extremes have helped me properly test & explore a range of fragrance DNA's.

I have been a 'frag-head' my entire life; from 'Mr. Sketch' 12- pack scented markers as a child, Bath & Body products in my teens, & discovering LUSH handmade body products in my 20's. Now in my 30's; I Collect fragrance formulas from all houses & timelines to master my olfactive memory.

I have a particular passion for vintage designer fragrances due to their ability to remember our past. They are time capsules; from societal pop culture to the memories of our relatives; vintage designer fragrances are the closest humanity has came to immortality. Designer are not only more mass pleasing in general. In a world so based in science- can't think of anything more magical.

Along with this touch of magic- comes what I like to call 'pseudo-science' perfumery; the opposite of magic and time travel. There is nothing more disheartening than when our magic potions get distorted and reformulated with cheap alternatives & synthetics. This distorts our scent memory and leaves us questioning our memories.

It's fascinating to me how the IFRA (International fragrance association) is allowed to influence fragrance houses to alter their compositions yet governments & administrations allow tobacco products and junk food to be sold to the public and slowly kill us.

What is even more shocking; these fragrance houses and companies not only 'obeying' these IFRA recommendations, but they are training their retail sales floors & Customer service phone reps to downright lie about such changes and misinform the public and gaslight you. This is UNACEPTABLE!

As a private investigator in Revenue Protection for over 10 years; I efficiently investigate/ validate facts, debunk fraud and confirm authenticity of the incoming product. I use this while searching and validating vintage fragrances! These scattered lost remains are a calling to me- something to rescue, revive, and guard which is where I self discovered the 'Fragrance Guardian' name.

Perfumers are artists and their compositions are works of art in their true original forms. I feel its my legacy to not only inform the fragrance community about such formulations; but keep them alive and well by providing them to the retail market & sell them to appreciative homes.

I feel my unique combination of my sales degree from the state of Wisconsin (class of 2010), 10 years of investigative experience in Revenue Protection, and a deep passion of fragrances give me an efficient, special, & trusted service in the fragrance vendor market.

As your fragrance guardian- I give your memories eternal youth.

"Buy this vintage fragrance; and your memories will never grow even one day older. Don't buy it, and continue to watch the past fade. Siempre viva - Live forever!"

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