🟢1988 Vintage Estee Lauder For Men #A58B 100ml/3.3oz USA Oakmoss First formula!

🟢1988 Vintage Estee Lauder For Men #A58B 100ml/3.3oz USA Oakmoss First formula!

$229.99
Sale price  $229.99 Regular price 
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🟢1988 Vintage Estee Lauder For Men #A58B 100ml/3.3oz USA Oakmoss First formula!

🟢1988 Vintage Estee Lauder For Men #A58B 100ml/3.3oz USA Oakmoss First formula!

$229.99
Sale price  $229.99 Regular price 
Welcome to the fragrance safehouse,
Where vintage memories are preserved under my guardianship.
Follow the scent trail, visit my eBay shop, and step into the full collection.
Setting the standard for service excellence since ©2004

At Guardian of the Fragrances...

 I do one role better than anywhere else in the world;
 Supply a specialized selection of trusted, authentic, properly stored, & well preserved vintage fragrance formulas to add to your personal grooming arsenal & upgrade your quality of life. 
Superior formulas prior to European / IFRA regulation bans on perfumery ingredients resulting in higher quality, richer, longer lasting, & more natural smelling compositions.

My passionately ran one-person owned & operated business was founded by a fellow fragrance collector that has grown tired of modern classic fragrance formulas that have become overly regulated, reformulated, thinned, watered down, & synthetic - resulting in modern designer houses saturating the industry with the only 'DNA' left & not banned by Europe - the smell of a vanilla cupcake ambroxan candle (lol) - annihilating diversity & options in the industry *unless* you want a classic gutted formula. 
Once I realized the best way to 'go forwards' in perfumery is to 'go backwards'  - one notable frustration I had was there was not one reliable source to purchase them all.
So I became one!

Nothing ignites my passion & combines my diverse set of skills as much as selling vintage fragrances to our community.
My diverse set of skilled interests in cosmetic chemistry, cosmetic production mandates, olfactory memory / brain science, plants & naturals, holistic healing, aromatherapy, designer house history, sociology trends in art, beauty, grooming, & fashion - along with my 10-year+ background in revenue protection investigations / fraud protection - & a college degree in merchandising sales & design; results in a specialized expertise & niche experience. It is because of the complicated set of skills it takes to do what I do that I also daringly proclaim 'Vintage designer is the new niche." It is my mission & given talent to research, locate, inspect, quality control, & supply vintage fragrance formulas with enthusiasm & precision to bring you something the industry is telling you its now impossible to have. 

My ending goal is to reintroduce vintage fragrances to a wider audience & restore a higher quality of life to as many as I can when perfumes were only held at the highest standards in decades past. The giants can take away almost everything from you - BUT as long as I am around - they can not take away your right to own & smell superior vintage perfumes. This is why I sell *myself* in my business name before my products - I am fighting for you & guarding these formulas for as long as I can stand. I am YOUR fragrance guardian that is the guardian of THEE fragrances! I am doing what I love to do - my business & my inventory is here to stay. 

By continuing to listen to my glowing customer reviews left after receiving their specialized curated orders, I stay assured this is where I am meant to be. I am proud to deliver a service & inventory that is unmatched across the vintage fragrance resale industry.

Selling you a passion first...

Tested & confirmed.

100% Authentic! 
100% Properly stored.
100% Well preserved.
See images of atomizer hardware & weigh-in photo's.
The atomizer & scale never lies!

High-confidence worry-free shopping & Hassle-free refunds.
I stand behind all of my fragrances & guarantee 100% authenticity.
Because of the personal nature of my products & counterfeit concerns; 
I offer a 30-day money back guarantee! 
Absolutely NO re-stocking fee - I'll even pay for return shipping for USA!   

To prevent abuse of this return convenience:
You may get a partial refund within that 30 days depending on how it comes back to me. 
Please email me with any further questions regarding refunds.
All refund disclaimers ONLY pertain to my USA customers.
Please contact eBay with any international refund inquiries.

Guardian of the Fragrances proudly presents...


**1988 Batch 
Made in USA First formula 
House of Estée Lauder
LAUDER FOR MEN for men Eau de toilette | Splash💦
100 ml. / 3.3 fl. oz. bottle | FULL | + Original packaging!
Late 80's Classic / Retro / Vaulted / Vintage formula!
37 year maturation = Highly advanced maceration!
Stronger, richer, and scientifically blended to perfection by time.

The unregulated 1980's OAKMOSS formula!

**1988 Batch # A58B ('8' = 1988)
**Batch code repeats every 10 years and will show up incorrect on batch run sites.
Made in USA 3-ingredient formula is as deep vintage as you can get and guaranteed first formula.
Deeper golden yellow juice, 3-digit ingredient list on the box, no POA (Period after opening symbol implemented in 2004), and the scent itself places this bottle prior to the 1990'S & 2000's
Send me an email if you have more questions about my dating process.
Thanks guardian followers!
-Nathan

I'm proud to present to my shop,

The OG launch era - first formula - Made in USA era - pre IFRA regulation - Late 80's - Lauder for men!

The holy grail PIONEERING spicy green oakmoss KING in its nostalgic original formula! 


A blast from the 1980's past old school fragrance formula now reduced in quality, premier ingredients, and performance due to both IFRA regulations and limited resourcing.


This classic vintage formula can no longer be made due to oakmoss regulations and is only getting more rare with time. 
A nostalgic must have collectible.


This is a rich timeless juniper berry, anise, oakmossy beauty.
This fragrance resembles the richness, depth & strength of a modern day intense EDT and is unlike anything being made today.
8-10-12 hour + strength & performance!

(Fair pricing disclaimer)


As of the first quarter of 2026;
100 ml. / 3.4 fl. oz. vintage first formula 'Made in USA' 1980's LAUDER FOR MEN COLOGNE bottles are currently selling steady on eBay for $220.
Selling the same size and formula for fair vintage value with FREE shipping within the USA & a goodie bag of extras! 

+ FREE complimentary gift of your choice!
After your purchase; I will email you directly with list of available choices & you choose your gift :).
Due to buzz words that automatically flag my listings if used - I will confirm your gift option via email so be on the lookout for it. The gift of your choice directly relates to the category of your order. After you chose your gift, it will be placed in a 'goodie bag' with some additional surprises. 
Knock out a vintage purchase & free gift that's been on your bucket list to try out in one order!
WOW!


(ALL ABOUT LAUDER FOR MEN COLOGNE)


Launch Year: 
1985

Perfumer:
Nicholas Calderone

Face of the campaign:
Actor Bruce Boxleitner

Scent style: 
Spicy green chypre

Color family:
Green

Mood/Season/Time/Occasion: 
Elegant, gentlemanly, mature / Spring, summer, and fall / all day / Casual, office, signature scent

Note breakdown:
Top: Juniper berries, galbanum, green notes, clary sage, anise, lemon, coriander, cardamom, Mandarin orange
Mid: Carnation, vetiver, lily-of-the-valley, jasmine, rose
Base: Oakmoss, patchouli, sandalwood, musk, cedar, amber, vanilla

(SPECIFIC LISTING DETAILS - WHAT YOU ARE BUING)

Batch year: 1988
Batch Code: A58B ('8' = 1988)
Formula: First formula
Made in: USA
# of ingredients: 3
Ingredients: SD ALCOHOL 39C, PURIFIED WATER, LAUDER FOR MEN FRAGRANCE
Batch incorrect when ran on: All batch run sites - ADMITTING the batch is wrong and informing the batch runner that the code repeats every 10 years.
Additional Identifiers to date the bottle: Deep golden yellow tinted juice, confirmed made in USA (the original production country with the superior formula), 10 year repeating batch code to backwards skip trace, NO bar code with UPC on box not mandated on cosmetics until 1989, 3 ingredients on box, missing POA (Period after opening symbol mandated onto cosmetics in 2005, and of course the scent places late 80's and no later.

THE TRUTH ABOUT BATCH RUN WEBSITES - THEY GAS LIGHT YOU TO APPEAR CREDIBLE:
Vintage fragrances are well known to give errors on batch code sites to place the year. Vintage batch codes are either missing, will commonly not work on batch check websites, OR repeat every 8-10 years and mislabel the timeline. 
As a counterfeit investigator & quality appraiser for 10 years in my career of Revenue Protection; these quirks are what drew me to research bottles by means bottle features, distributer history, zip codes, juice color, overall label information, and lastly the scent itself for accurate transparency - at least far more accurate than a shifty batch site.

I research extensively spending days-months-years of personal research as a vintage perfume hobbyist & passionate fragrance seller only to bring you nothing but accurate details & the most helpful information to make your final purchase. 

Send me an email if you have additional questions about my dating process.

Vintage juice condition grade: 
A
Designer House Tier: Mid to premium range perfumery tier
Maceration time: 37 years! Incredible. The extended maceration just enrichening this classic gentlemanly chypre.  
Performs as / concentration rating: A modern day EDT Intense
Authenticity?: 100% authentic.
Properly stored?: Yes
Well preserved?: Yes
Sour notes?: Nope!
Light exposure?: Nope! Spent 37 years preserved in its dark box.
Life of the fragrance?: 8-10-12 hour + strength/ silage. A rich all day stunner!

Why this formula?: 
-Rich in naturals, quality, strength, and better base fixatives prior to European IFRA bans.
-The 'MADE IN USA' - 3 ingredient formula is the first and superior formula - later countries messed with the recipe. Formula now discontinued, and no longer available.
- Richness and strength relative to a modern EDT intense - concentrated ml. means less sprays. saving you $ in the long run vs buying modern bottles to burn through.
-Spent 37 years macerating in its dark box - allowing its ingredients to blend and mature for an enhanced, smoother, more complex, and longer lasting scent.

Vintage bottle condition grade: 
A
Bottle age: 37 years
Collectors pamphlet included with packaging: Yes!
Spray or splash?: Splash
Bottle batch matches box batch: Batch code only on the bottle (Common with this house & era)
Full bottle: Yes - just missing a drops from clean syphon to test bottle.
Cosmetic Flaws: None! Box & inner cardboard has preserved this treasure for over 4 decades.
Atomizer & Cap condition: No atomizer per splash display, cap is MINT.
Bottom bottle sticker & batch code: Bottom sticker mint - batch fully legible.
Signs of atomizer/ splash leaking with cap on tight: None
'Floating particles' : None
Brush marks: None
Glass chips: None
Scuffs: None
Cracks: None

Missing: Just a good home! :)

PLEASE NOTE:
-Juice properly tested for well preservation & authenticity.
-100 ml. / 3.3 fl. oz. is a SPLASH bottle is full and just missing a few 'sprays' tested with a clean syphon and personal atomizer.
-Vintage Estee Lauder batch wont work on batch sites - bottle properly dated to late 80s per Made in USA & # of ingredients.
-This is not an 'EDC' concentration - 'COLOGNE' was a buzz word to emphasize masculinity in the 1980s - juice has the concentration and performance of a modern day EDT / EDT Intense. 
- Listing comes with original packaging but not the original cellophane. Will pack like a professional mover to prevent damage.
-Listing is tested, 100% authentic, properly stored, well preserved, & suited to personal taste and memory.
-Satisfaction guaranteed of your money back within 30 days purchased within the USA.
-With a 1-3-day handling time to curate your order & using USPS Ground Advantage shipping as a standard shipping option (estimated by USPS within 2-5 business days); all US customers should anticipate a maximum of *10 days* to receive your order. Please contact me if you are in a 'must have by this day' situation and I'd be happy to discuss your options!
Please be aware of these quirks prior to purchasing.

(COLLECTOR 1 ON 1 - FINAL THOUGHTS)

This discontinued late 80's first formula just keeps getting more rare as we now move farther into the 2020's and into a generation of more severe IFRA regulations weakening the quality and strength of perfumery.
 Mix that with the incredible 37 year maceration time, and it's virtually impossible to be able to replicate this juice again.
Now dare I say this is one of a kind.

I cannot emphasize how rare this juice is now and will be even more so in the future.

Decent price for a collector wanting to reunite with and/or try this iconic original well preserved first formula from the house of ESTEE LAUDER.


Just holding this observing it you can feel its vintage charm.
Bottle looks as if they just left the factory in 1988 so it is a time capsule from 37 years ago. Great collector's piece!


Over 4 decades of maceration pre-IFRA regulations on oakmoss with exceptional late 80s Estee Lauder quality and you get a performance that resembles a modern EDT intense. That means overall less sprays - and less use out of this precious bottle. Literally 2-3 sprays and you're good.

Invest in a vintage - it not only smells better, and has extended sillage and performance, but even the BOTTLE lasts you longer. Ask yourself if spending less money on diluted formulas is actually saving you money.


Decent price for a collector to try this iconic original well preserved formulation!
These haven't inflated in price per ml. comparable to some other vintage perfumes out there...at least yet.
I expect these to reach even higher prices someday - that's how devine this stuff is. 

Iconic grail 1988 juice - check.
Free shipping within the USA - check.
Bonus gift on top of it - check.
Can't go wrong with this one!

Buy this ultra rare collectible & piece of history for your collection!
Experience the original formulation of ESTEE LAUDER FOR MEN COLOGNE - it's well worth it.

Item comes from my own private collection.
This is a hard sell - if you are a fragrance collector like me - you know the inner battle.
Grab it before I change my mind.

This historic vintage formula is a long-lasting investment in your personal grooming arsenal, ensuring that you'll always be prepared to make a lasting impression. 

Item comes from my own private collection.
This is a hard sell - if you are a fragrance collector like me - you know the inner battle.
Grab it before I change my mind.

Mailing details:
Packages purchased within the USA will be shipped FREE USPS MAIL.
Tracking & 'Signature required' deliveries included in US orders at no extra cost.
(International packages are offered an auto-calculated shipping cost at checkout & will be shipped USPS Priority mail international).

International pricing disclaimer;

Unfortunately, I WILL NOT 'lower the cost' of the order to accommodate the extra expenses that come with the luxury of international shopping outside the USA.

Due to the luxury tier consensual nature of my inventory;

International shipping, import duties, taxes, and other misc. international charges are the international buyer’s responsibility. These are all additional charges that come with all international sales that I do not personally collect on.

Priority Mail International is the GOLD STANDARD & will be the only shipping used at my shop due speedy travel, frequent tracking scans, & its reliable delivery. Zero lost international packages to date. This service is the fastest, & the most reliable global shipping service from my postal carrier including constant tracking scans and delivery in as little as 3 weeks. There is a drastic difference and you are getting what you pay for with this pricier international shipping. If international shipping is not pricier in nature on high ticket items - then that's when you should be concerned.

By purchasing with me internationally you also acknowledge that me offering international shipment on expensive, fragile, irreplaceable, & hazardous alcohol based perfumery items is a risk and challenge I happily chose to take on to reach a global audience. This decision alone on my part is already quite generous - The vast majority of perfumery shops decline to invest into that extra difficulty.

Despite how expensive my listings may seem on top of international charges; my listings prices are studied and fairly priced for their exact selling value prior to listing. I sell for that exact sell value and don’t inflate it for room to negotiate.

Please read this disclaimer, and personally weigh out the pro’s and con’s of an international shipment with me instead of expecting me to lower the fee’s for you.


WHY YOU SHOULD PURCHASE THROUGH GUARDIAN OF THE FRAGRANCES & NOT OTHER VENDORS

 Gold standard service

Highly praised vintage fragrance vendor & longtime eBay member since 2004! Over 20 years of reliable gold standard service with satisfied customers leaving literal paragraphs on their positive feedback ratings. Your positive experience with me comes before the profit I make in my shop - & my enthusiastic service & money back guarantee surely reflects that. There's a deep sense of accomplishment that comes with being of purpose for your community. Allow me the opportunity to provide this to you & be your lifelong fragrance vendor.

 FREE extra goodies with purchase

 

Other sellers send you the item you paid for with a sad invoice slip - feels so cold & impersonal. I go beyond that with sending you a goodie bag with purchase to make your fragrance investment more worthwhile. YOU even chose the free gift! A hand written thank you note for supporting my shop included. All items in my shop are accurately & fairly priced to reflect the value of the vintage fragrance. Special goodie bag/bonus gift are never factored into the pricing. It's truly a thank you gift.

 One-category shop

I’m not selling a mess of random various thrift items that I know nothing about. At Guardianofthefragrances; you are shopping at a niche market that specializes solely on discontinued perfumery formulations. ‘One category shops’ like mine provide customers with a unique shopping experience that is backed with knowledge & experience within that category as well as shows I have a deep passion in what I am selling. Buying from fine-tuned one category shops like mine makes all the difference in a rewarding shopping experience. That seller who has listed some sneakers, baseball cards, hoodies, & that cologne you want - he may know its authentic & well preserved, OR he may not. 

 Counterfeit Investigation process

With over a decade of professional Revenue Protection expertise investigating fraud & theft for my state of WI utility provider; all vintage fragrances in my shop are expertly ran through a process of deep research which involves but is not limited to; batch runs, bottle dating, differentiating formula differences, production quirk studies, bottle & cap weighing, taking atomizer off to investigate inner hardware, fragrance strength & quality testing - how long it lasts on skin and the quality of that experience, ect. Anything that falls into my hands that doesn't pass this process never reaches my shop.

 Quality appraisal process

I am college board certified in the state of WI in Sales & Design with over 20+ years of professional practice in appraising personal property & merchandise. At guardianofthefragrances; rest assured I am expertly skilled in determining whether your vintage formula has been well preserved by previous handlers. I find the counterfeit investigation process & quality appraisal the most 2 important things in my shop to gain customer trust & I am on a mission to not let you down.

 Mutual perfumery hobbyist & collector

 

Most importantly, I myself am a vintage fragrance hobbyist & collector. In fact, many listings come from my own personal collection after years of collecting back-up bottles as a hobby. As a hobbyist myself, I know exactly what my shoppers are looking for & what is sorely lacking in this sector. Studying & shopping for rare fragrances for my own collection has taught me the majority of the population are NOT experts in fragrances. Its a language many don't speak like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. In fact; the fragrance industry is the only billion dollar industry where the customer knows the least about what they are buying. Just that it 'smells good'. You even go on a forum discussion with hobbyist's & there's more questions than answers. This phenomenon is truly astonishing to me - as I am a personality type that demands answers. At guardianofthefragrances - I have those answers for you. It’s a passion of mine to go above and beyond the ‘indifferent’ lazy fragrance knowledge on vlogger videos & forums to give you real common-sense truths that Designer houses & retails hold back from us. In fact it was poor aloof information provided to the public about fragrances that gave me the drive to launch my business in the first place.

Why should you spend SO much on a fragrance?

(I know you are asking yourself this if you are new to all this).
 ✅UNLOCKS STORED MEMORIES IN THE BRAINS HIPPOCAMPUS
Fragrances have an olfactory fingerprint. The brain is so intelligently designed - that it stores a fragrance DNA's composition precisely to the very last ingredient used at that time. Try to smell a modern formula and see what happens - it's almost as if your brain gets confused, offended, and low key upset. 
Only that special formula composed 10-20-30-40 years ago is the key to unlock vivid feelings of nostalgia. 
BETTER QUALITY, INGREDIENTS, PERFORMANCE, & ARTISTRY
Made in times prior to cancel culture regulations, production politics, corporate greed, & making man made chemicals for profit; you get the authentic formula(s) the perfumery artist(s) intended from that time resulting in more naturals, less synthetic/cheap aroma chemical alternatives, richer compositions, bolder presence, more layers/less linear, and made in times where smoking was indoors- you get NUCLEAR performance.
SMELL BETTER AND OR HIGHER QUALITY THEN OTHER MEN AROUND YOU.
In a mass society unaware of vintage fragrances - you will absolutely without a doubt outshine whatever they are wearing. Gain respect, stand out, be the most attractive smelling in the room. In general this is what makes the male gender so enthralled with colognes but vintage amplifies this to the next level. Stop endless YouTube searches seeing if something modern performs - just buy vintage.
INVEST MORE TO OVERALL SPEND LESS
Vintage fragrances are stronger and need less sprays due to concentration; 72% vol of alcohol (28% oils) in 1995 vs. 88% vol of alcohol (12% oils) in 2023. It's not a coincidence they are removing vol %'s on colognes nowadays - they don't want us to know how weakened they are. Many collectors go niche and get into strange off-putting DNAs not realizing they can simply go designer vintage.  Beautiful mass pleasing DNA's in the best quality and strength possible. The best way to go forward in perfumery is to go backwards.
If you buy a vintage- You will realize a bottle that would have lasted you a year is now lasting you over 2+ years. Think about it- you are going from essentially a modern day 'body spray' (Modern edt) to a powerful parfum strength niche like juice. Once you go vintage it's illogical to go back.
VINTAGE FRAGRANCES ARE AN INVESTMENT THAT *INCREASE* IN VALUE
Because of the mass, devoted, & awakening population of the vintage fragrance community; vintage fragrances are a collectible commodity matching similar value in precious paintings, antiques, jewelry, gemstones, diamonds, and gold! Unlike most things you 'drive' off the lot; this fragrance will likely be MORE in 2-5-10-15 years. This is my favorite part about being a collector; my purchase investments lack buyers remorse on as I am buying an investment for the future/ and or discreet savings to liquidate as needed. It's as easy to trade fragrances for cash as it is to liquidate your cash for gold.

OVERALL BENEFITS OF INVESTING IN VINTAGE PERFUMERY AND AVOIDING MODERN FORMULAS

✓ Confidence booster

✓ Smell unlike anyone else & one of a kind

✓ Vividly triggers locked memories

✓ Spiritual enhancements

✓ Concentrated Aromatherapy

✓ Makes you more attractive

✓ Greater impressions

✓ Hidden equity – the modern ‘bars of gold’

✓ Describe your personality better

✓ Impress other people more

✓ Positive moods further enhanced

✓ Supporting the artistry and original vision of the DNA

✓ Better connection to nature experiencing naturals


(Reformulation talk...)



Unfortunately,

 In a modern era's effort to make the small allergen pool of the population safe for the bigger masses 
(essentially a 'Safe than sorry' approach for everyone);
Harsh fragrance regulations came into effect within the last 20 years in the EU (United Nations) where nearly all fragrances are still composed.

The SCCS (Scientific Committee on Consumer Safety), IFRA (International Fragrance Association) & the ECHA (European Chemicals Agency) banded together to axe many precious naturals, and unique aroma chemicals in perfumery that have irritants to a small pool of the population.

To this day every year it seems another ingredient is banned as these chemical giants are auditing Chemistry materials on what seems like an unnecessary 'Woke movement' cancel parade. To play nice and to still get credibility for selling 'Safe' fragrances; all Designer perfumery houses have played with these giants to get full EU support of their product(s).

Between 2010-2022;
The EU has now banned over 2,000 chemicals in the body, skin, hair, & fragrance industry.
This massive chemical ban in body products is more than any other world region in history!
In comparison, the United States has banned only 17 ingredients from body products made in the USA.
Unfortunately for fragrance enthusiasts, a VERY small percentage of designers make their fragrances in America.
By 2030; the EEB (European Environmental Bureau) anticipates over 5,000-7,000 ingredients to be banned in total.

Rules, reformulations, synthetic ingredients, cost-cutting, & keeping up with modern scent trends have altered, & reduced the performance of many popular favorites from the past. 
This is not a theory or paranoia, this is becoming more evident & informative in the fragrance community since the rise of fragrance communities and fragrance Vloggers.
 Since this rise; vintage formulas are hunted and highly sought after by hobby-ists.

Many are so used to newer compositions they have no idea what they are missing.
vintage EDT formulas are well known to perform more like intense concentrated essential oil strength NICHE EDP's.
Newer formulations of the modern age are said to perform like a end body spray with average performance but no character development.

DET Vs. DPG:
A chemist in Germany did a gas chromatogram composition breakdown on a vintage & modern day version.
 It was found that companies used to use a solvent Diethyl Phthalate (DET) on vintage versions which was known to have a stronger bonding fixative effect on the skin. Modern day fragrances are replaced with Dipropylene Glycol (DPG).
DPG is commonly used in lightly fragrance'd shampoos and DET is in home candles. Candle companies don't use DPG as the fragrance would immediately leave the base. 
Makes you think.

The death of Oakmoss:

By far one of the most controversial and damaging IFRA regulations was the ban/limitations in natural Oakmoss. This popular ingredient is in near every legendary cologne; Davidoff Cool Water (Also reformulated), Aqua Di Gio (Also reformulated) Versace Eros (Also reformulated). Many are filled with weaker synthetics. Since Oakmoss rests in the base and has fixative effects fragrances also don't perform as well without it.


2022 Lilial ban:

And if you thought your top / mid notes were safe. You're wrong. In 2021 The Scientific committee on consumer safety (SCCS) & the European Chemicals Agency (ECHA) banned the note of lilial due to its reaction to sensitive skin (That's it?). 

They simply stated "It can sometimes act as an allergen." SOMETIMES? 

Lilial was a common note in modern perfumery. Lilial being a synthetic aromatic soapy aldehyde;  it gave the self titled signature Versace Pour Homme it's sweet yet refreshing intense floral green odor.

I don't understand this obsession with making sure the skin doesn't react to materials. Practically every face mask on the market 'Reacts' to your skin and in the long run - improves it's appearance. 

Doesn't skin strength train like muscles do?


Fragrance shelf life scam:

Reformulations are one thing, it's something that just can't be avoided.

 One of the biggest gaslighting scams on the otherhand that can easily be avoided is the myth fragrances naturally 'Expire/go bad' due to time alone.

Fragrances are not your local produce guys, they are a balanced chemist composition of naturals and fragrant chemical aromas full of preservatives. 

If that alone wasn't enough; that recipe is then preserved in a percentage average of 80% ALCOHOL. resulting in 'maybe' 10% natural ingredients to think 10% natural ingredients are up against and a threat against 90% chemical aromas, preservatives, and alcohol is a HUGE stretch.


Alcohol based fragrances should be compared to 50-100 year old bottles of preserved and cherished wine. Like wine, fragrances in fact get better with age from the process of maceration; when naturals soak in chemicals for extended periods of time making the juice richer and full of character. Fragrances are not fresh hand made cosmetics with no preservatives - quite the opposite. 


Fragrances were even recovered from the 1912 Titanic wreck with no sign of expiring.

A perfumer perished in the wreck resulting in a sachet left behind on the BOTTOM of the ocean for over 100 years. 

This sachet contained mini corked bottles of fragrant oils and perfumery. In an artifact examination room upon recovery, amongst the death, muck, tragedy, and solemn sorrow of decomposing materials the perfumery was opened up and by surprise brought the room to LIFE again, aromas of beautiful fruits, florals, resins, and woods sourced from so long ago. 

The experience was so powerful to the scientist- it made a grown man cry.


Fragrances can be mishandled, left in sunlight, heat, and other neglectful extremes...but most certainly don't go bad from just the passing of time.

I guess any myth works for these fragrance industries that want you coming in to buy their 'fresh' bottles.


The modern day scent:

I say all that to say; modern day fragrances as a whole - are complete and utter trash...

whether that be a brand new composed scent or a reformulation of a classic.


The modern recipe:

Fake citrusy candy-like tops to lock you in, aromatic-mids to give you masculinity and bare minimal classic nostalgia, then a base gob-smacked with scratchy ambroxan / synthetic molecules completed with nauseating sweetness to ultimately gaslight you so don't notice how 'fake' the entire composition smells.


It's truly depressing what they release nowadays.

You might as well wear your household cleaner.


fortunately,

In every generation...
...A guardian is born.
A guardian to make the world a better place.
Now, our memories are under siege.
You may wonder..."What is happening to my cologne, and why?"
"Is it all in my head?"...It's not. 
Designer brands are gaslighting you.
Retail associates are lying to you.
They don't want you to know about me...
the Guardian of the Fragrances.
Vintage formulas taking asylum and preserved under my guardianship.
The awakening is growing, don't be left out.
Be a part of the fragrance safehouse and house a bottled refugee today.

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