🟢2021 Vintage LUSH Fantabulosa Lady Boy Perfume #01667 100ml/3.3oz Discontinued

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Guardian of the Fragrances proudly presents...

LUSH COSMETICS

**2021 Batch discontinued formula!

FANTABULOSA (Previously named Ladyboy)

for men & for women | Eau de toilette

100 ml. / 3.3 fl. oz. | NEW | +Original packaging!

Late 1990's Classic / Retro / Vaulted / Vintage formula!

Advanced 5 year maceration!

Stronger, richer, & scientifically blended to perfection by time.

Same iconic unisex banana-oakmoss fragrance,

previously named Ladyboy & marketed under LUSH's sister company B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful.

**2021 Batch # 01667

✔️Confirmed on batch sticker!

**Please note:

LUSH Cosmetics batch codes result in errors and do not populate at all on all batch websites. 

Batch correctly dated by production 'MADE BY' sticker on bottom of the product. 

Please email me if you have more questions about my dating process.

Thanks Guardian followers!

Nathan | GOTF

I'm excited to introduce to my shop;

The LEGENDARY - vintage - holy grail - discontinued formula - banana violet oakmoss loaded - early 2020's - LUSH Cosmetics Fantabulosa (AKA Ladyboy) EDT! 

The holy grail KING of unisex banana violet oakmoss fragrances in its nostalgic discontinued formula! 

If you know, you know!

This one of a kind fruity banana, calming chamomile, sweet seaweed, balsamic labdanum, & earthy oakmoss fragrance will bring you the nostalgia of 2004 when it first  launched under it's original name Ladyboy - sold by LUSH's sister company B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful.

The rich explosion of playful banana & sweet seaweed brightens the mood yet soon calms your soul as the floral combination of chamomile & violets roll in. The base settles into an ultra grounding dirty base of resinous labdanum, and oakmoss. 

A fragrance so balanced, its even suitable for both genders!

A Simon Constantine masterpiece in its original artistic expression & full original vision before discontinued by the company sometime soon after 2021.

After harsh IFRA demands the last 30 years; companies have been forced to stop using naturals, rich natural base fixatives and these bans continue to get worse every year. They are now projecting by 2030; the EEB (European Environmental Bureau) anticipates over 5,000-7,000 ingredients to be banned from perfumes in total. 

Now as we move closer to the 2030's as oakmoss bans sweep the perfume industry, this iconic oakmoss loaded fragrance is unlikely to be made again OR held at the same caliber if it re-launches due to the ban of naturals reducing quality. Allow me to emphasize how highly sought after this vintage formula is now and even more so in the future. 

This vintage fragrance is an encapsulated representation of a vintage time capsule in more ways than one.

Don't let the general 'perfume' description deceive you! This specialty niche fragrance projects like an EDT intense yet has the richness and depth and oils of an EDP. 

What a concoction! Once you go smell this discontinued fragrance, there is a complete understanding as to why this is one of the most sought after uniquely composed fragrances by Lush Cosmetics. Fragrances in the industry with a banana note are ultra limited and rare - and this one is one of the best.

A now holy grail discontinued vintage formula - that is only getting more rare with time.

A classic in its most perfected formula prior to the downhill with cheapened reformulations in the modern day.

This is a rich banana, chamomile blue, seaweed, violet, labdanum, oakmoss beast.

Real oakmoss extends performance for hours and overall deeply enrichens the formula.

8-10-12 hour + sillage/strength.

(Fair pricing disclaimer)

As of the third quarter of 2026;

100 ml. / 3.3 fl. oz. Vintage & discontinued LUSH COSMETICS THE PERFUME LIBRARY listings are selling steady on eBay for $349.99

Listing features the same quantity & discontinued holy grail formula with FREE shipping within the USA & a goodie bag of extras!

(See pink note).

+ FREE complimentary gift of your choice!

After your purchase; I will email you with a list of available choices & you choose your gift :).

Due to buzz words that automatically flag my listings - I will confirm your gift option via email so be on the lookout for it. The gift of your choice relates to the category of your order. After you chose your gift, it will be placed in a 'goodie bag' with some additional surprises. 

Knock out a vintage purchase & free gift to try out in one order!

WOW!

(ALL ABOUT LUSH COSMETICS FANTABULOSA EDP)

Wardrobe category is!;

Hiking in the oakmoss woods with a banana snack.

Enjoy the protein and earthy soil!

Up for buy it now is the nostalgic LUSH Cosmetics Fantabulosa perfume EDP.

The same Ladyboy named scent from the early 2000's!

The mystique of this 22 year old fragrance still mystifies the fragrance community. 

Simon Constantine, a perfumer for the product company and prestigious perfume brand LUSH Cosmetics was inspired by Artisan perfumery to create a unique one of a kind niche scent to the consumer market!

Although unusual and quirky at first with its nod to sweet tropical bananas, 

The fragrance quickly follows up & takes you to a grounded experience of sweet banana bread in an earthy mossy pool of a damp forest.

The combination of tropical bananas, & deep forest earthy tones created a total hit for the brand.

The fruity sweet grounded scent throw is utterly polarizing and addictive. 

A scent that is sweet as it is bitter, cooling as it is warming, dry florals perfectly mingled with wet oakmoss.

A fragrance so rounded and simply aromatic and earthy in nature with a slight sweetness that its great for both genders.

This uniquely composed scent has nuances of Banana, chamomile blue, violet leaf, seaweed, French labdanum, and oakmoss to create the iconic scent.

Unfortunately,

This unique fragrance doesn't stay on shelves long; only featured as a limited edition fragrance and usually quickly gets discontinued as soon as it returns. Now with heavy IFRA regulation bans in Europe on concentrations of oakmoss. This oakmoss loaded fragrance is unlikely to survive the continuous mandates and limitations ahead. IFRA is not slowing down in removing naturals, quality, & expensive ingredients in perfumery that give prestige to our favorite releases, resulting in a modern fragrance that is gutted, synthetic, & a wasteful cash grab.

The goal of the retailer's & designer brands are hoping you don't notice.

Fortunately,

At Guardian of the Fragrances, it is my mission to 'undo' all that & offer passion & transparency in everything I do.

To provide a selection of unalerted, well preserved, authentic, relics from the past.

With my passion in the art of perfumery, natural based ingredients, & a distain for all organizational overreach regulation & mandates;

I make it my passion & joy to bring well preserved, authentic, & superior collectible formulas to my shop to share with the world.

With that said I bring you vintage LUSH Fantabulosa / Ladyboy EDP.

This is truly a must have collectible & store staple with Guardian of the Fragrances & I am proud to present it to my store.

Launch year:

2004

(Launched under LUSH's sister company B Never Too Busy To Be Beautiful)

Perfumer:

Simon Constantine

Presentation designer:

LUSH Cosmetics

Scent Style:

Unique banana, violet floral, earthy chypre fragrance

Fragrance temperature:

Cooling scent

Mood/Season/Time/Occasion: 

Unique, unisex, niche, aromatic, playful banana/ Spring, Summer, Autumn / All day / Casual, social, signature fragrance

Note breakdown:

Top: Banana, chamomile blue

Mid: Violet leaf, seaweed

Base: French labdanum, oakmoss

(SPECIFIC LISTING DETAILS - WHAT YOU ARE BUYING)

Batch year: 2021

Batch code: 01667

Formula: Discontinued 'The Perfume Library' formula

Batch confirmed by: Bottom 'MADE BY' sticker confirming date of manufacture. See move info above regarding my dating process.

I research extensively spending days-months-years of personal research as a vintage perfume hobbyist & passionate fragrance seller only to bring you nothing but accurate details & the most helpful information to make your final purchase. 

Send me an email if you have additional questions about my dating process.

THE TRUTH ABOUT BATCH WEBSITES - THEY GAS LIGHT YOU TO APPEAR CREDIBLE:

Vintage fragrances are well known to give errors on batch code sites to place the year. Vintage batch codes are either not present, will commonly result in errors on batch check websites, OR repeat every 8-10 years and mislabel the timeline. 

As a counterfeit investigator & quality appraiser for 10 years in my career of Revenue Protection; these quirks are what drew me to research vintage products by dating their features, distributer history, zip codes, formula color, overall label information, and lastly the scent itself for accurate transparency - at least far more accurate than a shifty batch site.

Formula condition grade: 

A+++

Designer tier: Specialty NICHE category; hand made in small batches, with high-quality essential oils, resins, & absolutes. LUSH perfumes are held to higher standards comparable to most S-tier brands of today.

Maceration time: 5 years (The loss of blue hue as product ages is perfectly normal & doesn't effect the fragrance)

Performs as / concentration rating: A modern day EDT intense / EDP.

STAND out nuances: Banana, chamomile blue, violet leaf, sweet seaweed, French labdanum, and oakmoss that doesn't quit! This is no everyday fruity-aromatic fragrance - one of the most uniquely composed fragrances to ever pass my nose. Incredible.

Misc. public first formula review: "What a fun fragrance! I get banana, chocolate, violet, & oakmoss. This is a great scent for men as well as women. This is for those who like something earthy-sweet. Great for summer!"

Authentic?: Yes

Properly stored?: Yes

Well preserved?: Yes

Sour notes?: Nope!

Life of the fragrance?: 8-10-12 hour + strength/ silage.

Why this formula?: 

-Formula now discontinued, & no longer available - what you see today on shelves is a money grab.

-Rich in naturals, quality, strength, & better base fixatives prior to European IFRA bans.

- Performance relative to a modern EDP concentration - concentrated ml. means less applications.

-5 years of maceration! - allowing its ingredients to blend & mature for an enhanced, smoother, more complex, & longer lasting scent.

Presentation condition grade: 

A+

Product age: 5 years

Full product(s)?: Yes

Cosmetic Flaws: NONE! MINT

original packaging included?: Yes

Hardware and cap condition: Hardware mint, Cap is mint.

Bottom product sticker & batch code: Bottom sticker is mint & batch is legible and properly skip traced to 2021.

Glass chips: None

Scuffs: None

Cracks: None

Not included: Cellophane.

(COLLECTOR 1 ON 1 - FINAL THOUGHTS)

This discontinued 2021 first formula just keeps getting more rare as we now move farther into the 2020's & into a generation of more severe IFRA regulations.

 Mix that with the 5 year maceration time & oakmoss band & it's virtually impossible to be able to make this formula again.

Now dare I say it's one of a kind.

As a beloved unique one of a kind scent and iconic classic from LUSH - These just keep getting more rare AS LUSHIES are doing anything to have one in their collection.

Allow me to emphasize how rare this formula is now & will be even more so in the future.

Decent price for a collector wanting to reunite with &/or try this iconic original well preserved first formula from the niche brand of LUSH Cosmetics.

Just holding this & observing it you feel its vintage charms.

Listing looks looks fresh from the factory in 2021 so it is a time capsule from 5 years ago. 

Great collector's piece!

.5 decades of maceration pre-IFRA regulations with LUSH brand quality results in a performance that resembles a modern EDP.

This in the end means less applications - & a longer life of this precious listing. Lasts longer than modern versions with its extended performance. Made before the turn of the strict IFRA regulations.

Literally 2-3 applications & you're good.

What's even more ironic is this DNA fits MODERN trends - This is Tropical sweet earthy fragrance will be a total hit this summer! 

Applications last and last with that rich potent oakmossy base.

Decent price for a collector to try this iconic original well preserved formulation!

These haven't inflated in price per ml. comparable to some other vintage perfumes out there... at least not yet.

ULTRA rare collectors item.

Iconic grail 2021 formula - check.

Free shipping within the USA - check.

Bonus gift on top of it - check.

No going wrong with this one!

Buy this ultra rare collectible & piece of history for your collection!

Experience the discontinued formulation of LUSH Cosmetics Fantabulosa / Ladyboy Eau de Parfum - it's well worth it.

Item comes from my own private collection.

This is a hard sell - if you are a fragrance collector like me - you know the inner battle.

Grab it before I change my mind.

This historic vintage formula is a long-lasting investment in your personal grooming arsenal, ensuring that you'll always be prepared to make a lasting impression. 

Mailing details:

Packages purchased within the USA will be shipped FREE USPS MAIL.

Tracking & 'Signature required' deliveries included in US orders at no extra cost.

(International packages are offered an auto-calculated shipping cost at checkout & will be shipped USPS Priority mail international).

PLEASE NOTE:

-100 ml. / 3.3 fl. oz. product is FULL & WITH original packaging.

-Batch sites result in errors with LUSH Cosmetics batch codes. Batch correctly dated to to 2021 per bottom 'MADE BY' sticker - see listing above for more details.

-Products is absolutely MINT - A total time capsule - see photos. Will pack like a professional mover to prevent damage.

-Listing is guaranteed authentic, properly stored, well preserved. Personal fragrance perception may vary based on personal taste, memory, moods, preferences, aromatherapy needs, season(s), time of the day, occasion, and purpose. I welcome personal emails for consultations if you need help finding the right one for you!

-Satisfaction guaranteed of your money back within 30 days purchased within the USA.

-With a 1-3-day handling time to curate your order & using USPS Ground Advantage shipping as a standard shipping option (estimated by USPS within 2-5 business days); all US customers should anticipate a maximum of *10 days* to receive your order depending on your distance from Wisconsin. Please contact me if you are in a 'must have by this day' situation and I'd be happy to discuss your options!

Please be aware of these quirks prior to purchasing.

✅WHY YOU SHOULD PURCHASE THROUGH GUARDIAN OF THE FRAGRANCES & NOT OTHER VENDORS…

✓ Gold standard service

Highly praised vintage fragrance vendor & longtime eBay member since 2004! Over 20 years of reliable gold standard service with satisfied customers leaving literal paragraphs on their positive feedback ratings. Your positive experience with me comes before the profit I make in my shop - & my enthusiastic service & money back guarantee surely reflects that. There's a deep sense of accomplishment that comes with being of purpose for your community. Allow me the opportunity to provide this to you & be your lifelong fragrance vendor.

✓ FREE extra goodies with purchase

Other sellers send you the item you paid for with a sad invoice slip - feels so cold & impersonal. I go beyond that with sending you a goodie bag with purchase to make your fragrance investment more worthwhile. YOU even chose the free gift! A hand written thank you note for supporting my shop included. All items in my shop are accurately & fairly priced to reflect the value of the vintage fragrance. Special goodie bag/bonus gift are never factored into the pricing. It's truly a thank you gift.

✓ One-category shop

I’m not selling a mess of random various thrift items that I know nothing about. At Guardianofthefragrances; you are shopping at a niche market that specializes solely on discontinued perfumery formulations. ‘One category shops’ like mine provide customers with a unique shopping experience that is backed with knowledge & experience within that category as well as shows I have a deep passion in what I am selling. Buying from fine-tuned one category shops like mine makes all the difference in a rewarding shopping experience. That seller who has listed some sneakers, baseball cards, hoodies, & that cologne you want - he may know its authentic & well preserved, OR he may not. 

✓ Counterfeit Investigation process

With over a decade of professional Revenue Protection expertise investigating fraud & theft for my state of WI utility provider; all vintage fragrances in my shop are expertly studied. Examples of the process include batch searches, listing dating, differentiating formula differences, production quirk studies, listing & cap weighing, taking hardware off to investigate inner details, fragrance strength & quality vetting - how long the performance lasts & the quality of that experience, ect. Anything that falls into my hands that doesn't pass this process never reaches my shop.

✓ Quality appraisal process

I am college board certified in the state of WI in Sales & Design with over 20+ years of professional practice in appraising personal property & merchandise. At Guardian of the Fragrances; rest assured I am expertly skilled in determining whether your vintage formula has been well preserved. I find the counterfeit investigation process & quality appraisal the most 2 important things in my shop to gain customer trust & I am on a mission to not let you down.

✓ Mutual perfumery hobbyist & collector

Most importantly, I myself am a vintage fragrance hobbyist & collector. In fact, many listings come from my own personal collection after years of collecting back-up products as a hobby. As a hobbyist myself, I know exactly what my shoppers are looking for & what is sorely lacking in this sector. Studying & shopping for rare fragrances for my own collection has taught me the majority of the population are NOT experts in fragrances. Its a language many don't speak like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. In fact; the fragrance industry is the only billion dollar industry where the customer knows the least about what they are buying. Just that it 'smells good'. You even go on a forum discussion with hobbyist's & there's more questions than answers. This phenomenon is truly astonishing to me - as I am a personality type that demands answers. At guardianofthefragrances - I have those answers for you. It’s a passion of mine to go above & beyond the ‘indifferent’ lazy fragrance knowledge on vlogger videos & forums to give you real common-sense truths that Designer brands & retails hold back from us. In fact it was poor aloof information provided to the public about fragrances that gave me the drive to launch my business in the first place.

Why should you spend SO much on a fragrance?

(I know you are pondering this if you are new to all this).

 ✅UNLOCKS STORED MEMORIES IN THE BRAINS HIPPOCAMPUS

Fragrances have an olfactory fingerprint. The brain is so intelligently designed - that it stores a fragrance DNA's composition precisely to the very last ingredient utilized at that time. Try to smell a modern formula & see what happens - it's like your brain gets low key upset. 

Only that special formula composed 10-20-30-40 years ago is the key to unlock vivid feelings of nostalgia. 

✅BETTER QUALITY, INGREDIENTS, PERFORMANCE, & ARTISTRY

Made in times prior to culture regulations, production politics, corporate greed, & making man made chemicals for profit; you get the authentic formula(s) the perfumery artist(s) intended from that time resulting in more naturals, less synthetic/cheap aroma chemical alternatives, richer compositions, bolder presence, more layers/less linear, & made in times where smoking was indoors- you get NUCLEAR performance.

✅SMELL BETTER & OR HIGHER QUALITY THEN OTHER MEN AROUND YOU.

In a mass society unaware of vintage fragrances - you will absolutely without a doubt outshine whatever they are wearing. Gain respect, stand out, be the most attractive smelling in the room. In general this is what makes the male gender so enthralled with colognes but vintage amplifies this to the next level. Stop endless influencer searches seeing if something modern performs - just buy vintage.

✅INVEST MORE IN VINTAGE TO SPEND LESS OVER TIME ON MODERN

Vintage fragrances are stronger & need less applications due to concentration. It's not a coincidence they are removing oils in colognes nowadays - they don't want us to know how weakened they are. Many collectors go niche & get into strange off-putting DNAs not realizing they may simply go designer vintage.  Beautiful mass pleasing DNA's in the best quality & strength possible. The best way to go forward in perfumery is to go backwards.

If you buy a vintage- You will realize a product that would have lasted you a year is now lasting you over 2+ years. Think about it- you are going from essentially a modern day EDC (Modern edt) to a powerful parfum strength niche like formula. Once you go vintage it's illogical to go back.

✅VINTAGE FRAGRANCES ARE AN INVESTMENT THAT *INCREASE* IN VALUE

Due to the mass, devoted, & awakening population of the vintage fragrance community; vintage fragrances are a collectible commodity matching similar value in precious paintings, antiques, jewelry, gemstones, diamonds, & gold! Unlike most things you 'drive' off the lot; this fragrance will likely be MORE in 2-5-10-15 years. This is my favorite thing about being a collector; my purchase investments lack buyers remorse on as I am buying an investment for the future/ & or discreet savings to liquidate as needed. It's as easy to trade fragrances for cash as it is to liquidate your cash for gold.

✅OVERALL ENHANCEMENT OF THE ATTRIBUTES BELOW VS BUYING MODERN FORMULAS

✓Positive mood enhancer

✓Confidence booster

✓Alluring attractiveness

✓Triggers memories

✓Aromatherapy

✓Makes you more attractive

✓Great impressions

✓Describes your personality

✓Attract other people

(Reformulation talk...)

Unfortunately,

 In a modern era's effort to make the small allergen pool of the population safe for the bigger masses 

(essentially a 'Safe than sorry' approach for everyone);

Harsh fragrance regulations came into effect within the last 20 years in the EU (United Nations) where nearly all fragrances are still composed.

The SCCS (Scientific Committee on Consumer Safety), IFRA (International Fragrance Association) & the ECHA (European Chemicals Agency) came together together to ban many precious naturals, & unique aroma chemicals due to potential irritant concerns in a small pool of the population.

Every year it seems another ingredient is banned as these chemical giants are auditing & banning aroma materials for simply having slight reactions to sensitive types. To ban something from a total population when said ingredient reacts negatively to only a small group of that population is unnecessary overreach. 

To play nice & to still get credibility for selling 'Safe' fragrances; all Designer perfumery brands have obeyed with these giants to get full EU support of their product(s).

Between 2010-2022;

The EU has now banned over 2,000 ingredients in the beauty & fragrance industry.

This massive ingredient ban in beauty products is more than any other world region in history!

In comparison, the United States has banned only 17 ingredients from beauty products made in the USA.

Unfortunately for fragrance enthusiasts, a VERY small percentage of designers make their fragrances in America.

By 2030; the EEB (European Environmental Bureau) anticipates over 5,000-7,000 ingredients to be banned in total.

Rules, reformulations, synthetic ingredients, cost-cutting, & keeping up with modern scent trends have weakened performance of modern favorites from the past. This is not a theory or paranoia, this is becoming more evident in the fragrance community since the rise of fragrance communities & fragrance Vloggers coming together to compare their findings.

 Since this confirmation of industries now releasing overly regulated, synthetic, & weakened modern versions of classic fragrances, beloved vintage fragrance formulas are now highly sought after by collectors or simply average shoppers that just want to reunite with their signature fragrance in its original and true form.

Many are so accustomed to newer compositions they have no idea what they are not experiencing.

vintage EDT formulas are well known to perform more like intense concentrated niche quality Eau de parfums & Parfums!

Newer formulations of the modern age are said to perform somewhere between an Eau de cologne & Eau de toilette with lower quality, more synthetics, & average performance.

DET Vs. DPG:

A chemist in Germany did a gas chromatogram composition breakdown on a vintage & modern day version.

 It was found that companies utilized a solvent Diethyl Phthalate (DET) on vintage versions which was known to have a stronger bonding fixative effect on what it touches. Modern day fragrances are replaced with Dipropylene Glycol (DPG).

DPG is commonly utilized in lightly fragrance'd shampoos & DET is in home fragrances. Home fragrance companies don't utilize DPG as the fragrance would immediately leave the base. 

Makes you think.

2010's Oakmoss ban:

By far one of the most controversial & damaging IFRA regulations was the ban/limitations in natural Oakmoss. 

This popular natural ingredient has been in every legendary cologne for the past 50 years. All of those classics are now utilized with weaker synthetics. 

Since Oakmoss is a base note & has lasting fixative effects, modern fragrances now don't perform well without it.

2022 Lilial ban:

& if you thought your top / mid notes were safe. You're wrong. 

In 2021, The Scientific committee on consumer safety (SCCS) & the European Chemicals Agency (ECHA) banned the note of lilial due to sensitive reactions. (That's it?). They simply stated "It may sometimes act as an allergen." 

Lilial was a common note in modern perfumery. 

With Lilial being a synthetic aromatic soapy aldehyde;  it gave it's fragrance a sweet yet refreshing intense floral green odor. No other aroma chemical has yet to produce the same effects.

Fragrance shelf-life lies:

 One of the biggest gaslighting scams is the myth that fragrances naturally 'Expire/go bad' due to time alone.

Fragrances are not your local produce guys, they are a chemist composition of naturals and fragrant chemical aromas full of preservatives. That chemist recipe is THEN preserved in a percentage average of 80 per ALCOHOL. This 80 per alcohol is combined with 10 per aroma chemicals & 10 per naturals. To assume 10 per natural ingredients expire in a whopping 80 per alcohol composition is a HUGE stretch.

Made with similar strategies, fragrances should instead be compared to vintage wine. Like wine, fragrances in fact get better with age from the process of maceration; when naturals soak for extended periods of time making the formula richer & full of character. Fragrances are not fresh hand made cosmetics with no preservatives sensitive to time - quite the opposite!

Fragrances were even recovered from the 1912 Titanic wreck - with no sins of going bad!

A perfumery salesman perished in the wreck resulting in his briefcase of fragrances found on the BOTTOM of the ocean preserved for over 100 years. In an artifact examination room amongst the muck & tragedy,

 The recovered perfumery was presented to the room & by surprise brought the room to LIFE again, aromas of beautiful fruits, florals, resins, & woods sourced from so long ago. 

The experience was so powerful to the scientist- it made a grown man cry.

Fragrances may face neglect...but don't go bad from just the passing of time.

I guess any myth will be claimed for these fragrance industries that want you coming in to buy their modern products.

The modern recipe / The modern day scent:

Modern fragrances just aren't good you guys, whether that be a brand new scent or a reformulation of a classic.

Anything modern follows the same pattern; fake fruity tops to lock you in, aromatic regulated molecules to give you general masculinity, then a base gob-smacked with scratchy ambroxan / synthetic cloying sweetness to ultimately distract you so don't notice how ridiculous the entire composition smells.

It's truly depressing what they release nowadays.

You might as well wear your home cleaner.

fortunately,

In every generation...

...A guardian is born.

A guardian to make the world a better place.

Now, our memories are under siege.

You may wonder..."What is happening to my signature fragrance, & why?"

"Is it all in my head?"...It's not. 

Designer brands are gaslighting you.

Retail associates are lying to you.

They don't want you to know about me...

the Guardian of the Fragrances.

Vintage formulas taking asylum & preserved under my guardianship.

The awakening is growing, don't be excluded.

Be a member of the fragrance houടe & houടe a refugee today!

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